Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet.

Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet

Virginia State Constitution: Article 1; Section 13
That a well regulated militia, composed of the body of the people, trained to arms, is the proper, natural, and safe defense of a free state, therefore, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed; that standing armies, in time of peace, should be avoided as dangerous to liberty; and that in all cases the military should be under strict subordination to, and governed by, the civil power.

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Lots of Time on the Road


Did You Know?


Not many people know this...


...but your car has a secret device on it, called a "turn signal".


If you look at your steering column, you'll find a cleverly disguised lever, which will activate a flashing orange light on the outside of your car.


It flashes to let other drivers know which direction you are thinking of fucking going.


You inbred fucktard...

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Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Hump Day Rule 5 - Lauren Drain

She wrote a book about her time in the Westboro Baptist Church, and how she got away from that weirdo cult shit.















Okay....

Am I going to go to Hell for thinking what I'm thinking about the Westboro Baptist chick?

Monday, May 20, 2013

Start your Monday with a Workout

Exercise


Ex...er...size


Ex...ar...size


Eggs...ar...size


Eggs...are...sides



for Bacon




BACON

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Sunday, May 19, 2013

Sunday morning sleep-in #48

The Bayou Renaissance Man has published his first novel, and from what I hear, it's a doozy.

Take the Star Road is available as an e-book right now. The link is on the right side of Peter's blog page, right at the top.

I'm waiting for the print version, so no spoilers!


I just can't seem to get used to the Kindle books and their ilk. I've given it the old college try, but I just don't feel like I'm getting into a book unless I've got that whole "tactile response" thing going on.
After a day with my face buried in a laptop and Blackberry screen, I like to lie down at night with a good book. This generally ends with me falling asleep with said book lying on my chest.
In the morning, as I make the bed, the first thing I do is dig through the sheets and blankets to find whatever book I was reading the night before.

Falling asleep with a Kindle on my chest just doesn't do it for me.

Hurry up and get the print version out, Peter!

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I may end up wandering around down by Panama City this week. (Florida, not Panama)

I've got an Aunt down that way somewhere that I haven't seen in 30 years.
Wondering whether it would be worth the trouble to look her up and visit, or would it be too awkward?
I don't have one of those touchy-feely families...obviously.

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No shortage of guns on the shelves here in Bama, but ammo is still pretty scarce.

Guns that I cannot buy because I haven't gotten my driver's license changed over yet.

Another item on the ludicrously long list of shit I need to get accomplished if I ever get some free time on a weekday.

Alabama is a "waiting period" state.
PITA
"No instant gratification for you!"

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Inappropriate humor in 3...2...







Saturday, May 18, 2013

Saturday Morning Coffee #61

Our lovely daughter, Miss B, is in town for an "exchange-of-all-your-shit-you-didn't-pack" visit.

Somehow we forgot our good spaghetti pot and my favorite bacon skillet; and we brought down the VCR that was supposed to stay up there with her.

We've been having a lot of fun. Both Miss B and I are Thrift Store Junkies.
Man, Alabama is a treasure trove of thrift stores. Yesterday, Miss B scored a half-dozen Elfquest comics in mint condition at the flea market just on the other side of town.

Mrs B finally put her foot down, and said no more thrift stores. Today, we are to go to the mall with her and shop for brand new shit in a haven of air-conditioned comfort.

...so we're going out before she wakes up this morning to hit the last couple ones we saw driving around yesterday.

If I find a desk for the library, I'm going to be in big trouble.

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The Obama Presidency in LOLCatz pictures...

OBAMACARE


IMMIGRATION "REFORM"


BENGHAZI


GUN CONTROL

Not as LOL as I thought it would be...

Thursday, May 16, 2013

I wish I'd Said That...

My job is moving at Warp 9...

and I'm still running on impulse engines.

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In the meantime, go check out DaddyBear.


The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain.
~  George McGovern

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Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Hump Day Rule 5 - You're so sexy, baby

Com'ere Baby.

Come a little closer.

That's right...





No...no, Baby.

It's just you and me here.

You can go ahead and take that top off...




Don't worry about me. I'm having a great week...lots to do.